March 2012
mostgay:
They should sell a one piece article of clothing that is just Uggs, connected to yoga pants, connected to those fringe shirts
February 2012
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joebute:
If Apple started to sell pancakes, their store would be called iHop.
I’m so funny it’s unreal.
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my dad had to get his glasses fixed yesterday so he had to go where every nerd dreads going: the mall. he was told that they’d be ready in an hour. he whipped out his newest book on mathematical theories and sat in the food court reading. apparently some sailor was sitting near him and eating and started having a discussion with my dad. they were talking about his ambitions and life so far....
dujardins:
e-pic:
plot twist: suddenly oprah shows up and has an oscar for everyone under their chairs
#except leonardo dicaprio
nodaybuttodaytodefygravity:
misterdoctorprofessornick:
what if the secret of the universe is in the terms and conditions page
Guess I’ll never know
I think that all the gay porn on tumblr should be...
unknown20troper:
#YES #TROLLING ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED
